Story of My Life!

Hey Story of My Life! 💚🦖

Girl, I swear, you are an absolute HOOT! 😂 Every time you come into my live, you have me laughing about something. You're just good people, and I appreciate the heck out of you!

Now, let's discuss your questionable purchasing decisions. 🤣

First, we have the absolutely BEAUTIFUL Black Tourmalinated Quartz DT, otherwise known as THE CRYSTAL OF VOLDEMORT. 🪄💀

We shall not speak of its origins. We shall not mention the name. All we know is that the crystal itself is innocent, it's absolutely gorgeous, and it deserves a fresh start in a loving home. 😂

Originally $65, but I let it go for $35. Consider the extra $30 off a little compensation for adopting a crystal with a mysterious past. 🤣

And THEN you went and adopted ALL SEVEN DUMPLING ROCK BUDDIES! 🥟🤣

SEVEN. GIRL.

I don't know what kind of dumpling operation you're running over there, but I hope you've got enough room for all those little freeloaders. They don't pay rent, they contribute absolutely nothing to the household, and I'm pretty sure they're already plotting something.

Your Basket:

• 1 Black Tourmalinated Quartz DT (The Crystal of Voldemort) – $65 $35

• 7 Dumpling Rock Buddies – $5 each / $35

Total: $70 💚

Open Basket Reminder:
If you'd like to keep your basket open, use code OPENBASKET at checkout. I'll hold your basket for up to one week from your most recent purchase, so you're welcome to add to it before everything ships together!

Thank you for being such a bright spot in my lives! You genuinely make me laugh, and I'm so glad you're part of this crazy little community. Now go enjoy your forbidden crystal and your army of dumplings! 😂💚🦖